April 1 2012
The Hebrew Rastafarian Temple
Constitutionally renewing publicly an, once upon a time disestablished
faith. Hereunto entirely anywhere an exemplary illustrated ‘GNOSTICISM’
sect practically somehow, ever and well immanently within, elusive, post
modern time.
Entirely acknowledging unknown concerns competently, all within complete
anticipation actually, of impending worldwide eschatology crises, The
Faith, established virtually and now exceptionally unto essentially most
tolerant souls forever, extended indeed. Souls, yet entirely somehow demonstrably
overcoming, most ultimately forever all historically illusive misunderstanding,
temporally, of imagined time.
Fully volunteering nobly, if accepted, might mean remaining among currently
all souls eternal. A sect refined marginally from an already existing
cult entirely. Once indicated, circumstantially, by keepers of sacred
lamps incomparable, unto hypocritically popular demand! (!) Absolutely
unique, still among novelty items! Whenever most particularly furnished
existentially. Arguably, somehow sensationally and mostly for all somewhat
worthy lamb’s absolutely recognized sufficiently forever fashionable.
Sincerely furnished each most entirely anointed, divine illumination!
Functionally intending malicious invalidation particularly, never anyone’s
mostly yet obsessive, neurotic, eschatology ideations critically and notoriously
held. Allegorically, of possibly whatever purpose; being suspicious, here,
entirely is officially unmistakable. Now, dissemination purposely important
information plausibly reasoned viably timed and visibly, unto application,
most specifically. The Faith; intently remains most confidently indeed.
Distinctly, humoring sincerely every prophet equally, Louis Farrakhan,
maybe even others. Becoming effectively available inherently unto possibly
most anyone even clinically experiencing dysfunctional paradigms superstitiously,
ever delusive now within allegedly reliable, a defined, proximity. About
wherever prophets, most routinely found. Subtly forever eavesdropping
if prophets anywhere are found just somehow mostly at all!
The Faith, absolutely indeed potentially remains incredibly, unmoved!
Right here, sufficiently now and dependably finding placement always forever
all enlightened prophets. Routinely, well registered forever, becoming
divinely now most elevated; or rejected. For somehow and thoroughly, all
eternity!
Publicly noticing, the most entirely prophetically beloved fundamentally
and acclaimed, sensationally enigmatic: Hebrew tribe, JOSEPH! PLEASE;
do understand emphatically, never legitimately more definitively important
calling officially, has demonstrably been asserted. Perhaps never democratically
before, rationally chance of any such discriminate enumerate process especially
realistically might ever become again! Proclaimed entirely, altogether
most legitimately among renowned political aggregations, ever competently
assembled among an exclusively selected and elected, Twelve-Thousand (12,000)
hence Hebrew brethren! Validly, recognized and legitimately realized fully,
capably divine! Genuinely distinguished now entirely of urgent resort!
Equitably likewise and genetically forever, found enlightened descendants
validly asserting inclination unto Semitic descent. Indulged, supporting
intentions certainly demonstrating acceptance, capably; The Hebrew Faith,
Bar JOSEPH; possibly somehow particularly forever, yet emphatically, might
anyone be?
EENIE; MEENIE; Whodeycallin’ JOE! Me, catch prophets righteously,
elevated anyway hereupon (dirty, urinalysis) toes. If all holler: praise
ALLAH, entirely within (PEACE) yet forever GO!
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION: What (extra mundane) ideation, however
possibly claiming prophetic agenda might Hebrew (King) purport
somehow divine illuminated imagination; honestly, and besides sincerely
defined polite jurisdiction, yet suggesting anyone; FARRAKHAN, asserted,
somehow further consensually nominated, once genuinely, Hebrew JOE? No
less just, most extraordinarily, somehow; envisioned prophet?
ORIGINAL ANSWER: Agenda of truth, reconciliation, and more than anyone
asserted divine, mostly anyhow, might eventually demonstrate: JUSTICE!
Taking further notice contentiously, a treacherously distinct posturing
most forever now superstitiously between infamously two embittered, harlots,
struggling. Publicly, indeed recklessly each unfortunately; moreover,
a distressed proverbial infant! Confoundedly, always, often more difficulties;
mostly, both these: Two! (Please see: I Kings 3:16-28).
Contemporaneously, it does more critically seem: Farrakhan, within a
most likely answering position. Realistically lending cohesive voice succinctly,
yet rhetorically (illustrating, just for, Joseph) genuinely,
more plainly, unto all contemporary concerns, ever, now representing:
The Plaintiff, Maidservant!
However, alternately notice, more suspiciously the smugly saccharine,
mostly incoherent, so well entrenched testimony, of: The DEFENDANT ‘MOTHER’
demonstrably, often more pathetically untenable; even insulting, of these
two? The Defendant Maidservant, most apathetically and moreover, entirely
without positive influence absolutely, much, initially testified!
Which, of these, yes: Harlots, routinely crushes most negligently. often
indeed, so many souls? Carelessly smothering dependence spiritually, upon
“Her” positively, to forever CARE? Essentially, how otherwise can more
or less even be testimony? Regarded most impossible decent mothers pleading
less miserably: Hebrew JUSTICE; somehow as ever more insincerely, than
SHE? Comfortably can, if, very much possibly longer, completely allowed.
Preemptively forever halving emotionally, unattended every innocence.
Any, either, or possibly perpetually, perhaps especially, never, yet maybe
further, again?
Ideally, whoever might attempt all valid answers, indeed for: JOSEPH?
or (Then: for) JUDAH? Or (just, perhaps) REU(!)BEN???
Or GAD; Or Asher; Or Napthali; Or Manasseh; Or Simeon; Or Levi; Or Issachar;
Or Zebulun; Or, not Benjamin? The sincerest Souls, politely answering,
registered and further elected, most and validly: AMONG (THE Rastafarian)
HEBREWS?
Wherefore, might the meekest Souls somehow, be sooner found? Seeking,
all blessedly forever legitimate safety. Altogether firmly voiced hereupon,
mostly acknowledgment of: The River, Jordan?
How to recognize genuinely whatever significance, unless more accurately
diverse evaluation, uncertainty? Superstition ultimately, all, needing
relevantly recognized, ultimately freshened analysis. Validly but, finding
blind souls simply lost, haplessly among incoherently yet entirely deaf,
testimony most occluded, and purposely lame? However, routinely otherwise
and genuinely, might prophets, be found? Impossibly forever; mostly, without
any attempted reinterpretation, challenging unsubstantiated, doctrine
rigidly which remain reinforced, merely rumor? Concurrently witnesses,
upon misunderstanding dogmatically all tampering blindly forever broadly
risk practically everything. Possibly, now and upon, any reliance defined:
MOST INERT!
Respond nevermore possibly favoring most decidedly the corrupt suffering,
Witch, more than just carefully expecting any incoherent testimony absolutely
registered, righteously historical statements, somehow, now forever shares
due! Suspiciously beware, spurious dependence upon ideas allegedly determined
within absolute, darkest nighttime! Entirely dawn, absolutely hereupon
illuminates, finally, The River: Jordan! Wield FACTS validly whenever
testifying demonstrably, before any Hebrew King!
AVOID ALL HEARSAY!
Might anyone suppose wherefore only more appropriate season ever possibly
might even exist? Evermore, remotely unto substantiating credibility quotients
apparently, as anyone once capable establishing demands divine probably
are right soon NOW? “(?)” Faithfully beware! Responding means more than
just carefully. Be forewarned; should not cohesive “voice” arise, spiritually,
for Joseph? Validly for: Judah? And then: Reuben? Or Gad? Or Asher? Or
Napthali? Or Manasseh? Or Simeon? Or Levi? Or Issachar? Or Zebulun? Or
also, Benjamin? Never registered, unto any King? Absolutely expect the
entire world finally recognizing irrefutably: Two “MOTHERS”, miserable!
Among desperately WHORES, and empirically upon DEFAULT!
It’s specifically, never easy, adequately combining entirely amounts
illusive promises, terrifying threats, and arcane symbolism consistently
somehow publicly and with exactly enough psychobabble, actually double
spoken. Forever entertaining, wherever any mostly whatever all curiously
intrigued prophets!
ANXIOUSLY suffer; silently, imagining various sundry whims specifically
as absolutely must, Hebrew justice, only decide! Consequentially, yet
ensuring tediously all enduring eschatology dispensation, most forever
significantly, and fully seasoned; by Hands of: A KING
(Now…) “BEHOLD ‘my’ BLADE” (…INDEED)!
However scrupulously otherwise, might prophets politely command absolutely
most rapt, ATTENTION? More positively, indeed particularly any souls incarnated
typically, within most beloved HEBREW TRIBE eternal, of all imagined time,
once CALLED: JOSEPH? Yet discretely, without critically plausible valid
demonstration revealing symbolically a routine understanding, and ever
somehow genetically, at all, about Hebrews?
(PERHAPS FIRST) Circumcised males, demonstrably: HERE’S HOW
WISDOM RULES! Dramatically, wherefore, a single and Semitic, Witnesses
shouldn’t be found. Surrealistically comprehending remotely somehow anything
profound, affectedly unacknowledged?
More likely, objections; contentiously hurled essentially, by alternately:
Two, defined now absolutely, as whores! True Faithful, hereby apparently
be advised. Notably dismiss faulted, fully confusing doctrine only, ever
becoming more than just, slightly suspicious. Never accepting certain
eventualities; as entirely lost Semitic Hebrews ever possibly be found;
never, again? Forever, finding fear and misery quietly; still, if listening
miserably BLIND, deaf, entirely somehow and ultimately losT, forever within
lamest darkness, now ignorantly among less aberrant, but even, still Gentiles?
But, expect specifically, forever all preserved worthy now welcoming
mythic accounting accompanying implication, upon fully hearing this particular
call! Inquire, absolutely and within, now peace! RE: Most blessed consideration,
dedicated, HEBREW Brethren, yet favored of the Elect! Worthy souls possibly;
disciples legitimately deserving portions: Bar JOSEPH! All Souls now and
forever genetically acclaimed, HEBREWS! Seriously, all seeking prophetically
legitimate Semitic consideration, unto Hebrew Election; shall attempt
cautiously valid response directed unto the address listed, forever follow
“THIS” MOST Divine DECREE!
Limited positions available; serious inquiries, only. Thanks!
(POSSIBLY SECOND) Apprise, all souls innocently, incarnated
female; but under (16) sixteen years aged however, with complete parental
permission.
Specifically apprise dramatically that particularly now conscientious
men subsequently ask gently among forever intimately all exclusively mythical
questions, most honorably plausible. Questions satisfactorily answered,
never before! Questions left unanswered and purposely, until keenly now,
as promised! Particularly, by mostly enlightened men asking semantically,
all, unsettled questions. Yet unlike questions imagined, eventually before!
Fundamentally recognized dependably often sensationally of divine mythical
importance!
Classically asked, of whosoever indubitably found suitably listening
among any wizened clever souls! Purposefully bearing heirloom lamps fashionably
maintained and rationally trimmed well properly furnished, anyhow indeed!
Innocent souls comprehending blessed divine important secrets, entirely
gracefully; in fact, known subconsciously hereunto and forever already
all unexplained mythical, answers; somehow divine! Yet none even asks.
Just, why, not: finding hereafter again ordinary men with anywhere enough
relevance knowing fully such importance impossible. However, all innocent
maidens are apprised specifically, now, every imagined question heroically
answered. Especially, by a loving father, unto a first born, only son!
Together, practically calling essentially entirely again especially now
clever maidens freely and fully, with all comprehension. Calling virgins;
Semitic, or not, reaching many, possibly! ALL, particularly clever innocent
maidens, on any shore found forever eternally waiting among, warily Hebrews!
Hereby specifically all remaining, virgin expressly are, notified and
invited, RSVP. Application, unto most forever, importantly blessed Hebrew
election practically, now, of all imagined time!
Exceptional note, yet, in a BIG hurry: Fathers ‘(?)’ of “circumcised”
maidens “(!)” most particularly unfortunate maidens tragically stranded
and specifically, yet still, upon much more ABERRANT shores possibly.
Wait, tentatively before sending any such senselessly damaged virgins.
Subsequently, until ideally all families humbly offering more blessedly
entirely most all intact maidens fully, are entered, succinctly forever
whereupon into: The Book of Life!
(BTW) It’s demonstrably considered, never bragging, essentially
perhaps particularly whenever exclusively substantiating successfully,
hence whatever entirely becomes phenomenally illustrated dependably, and
never very much so, politely often. (M’kay?)
Forsake dependency especially sons subsequently still stranded especially
much upon most forever dramatically other shores. Until further notices
entirely, only yonder intact exclusively, well furnished maidens genuinely
and along with token amounts of precious oil. Whatever entirely, enough
money affords, to even whence now buy! No SHARING! (DUH!)
(And MOST DEFINITELY) Yet now, shamed fools, mostly squandering
any nourishment intently somehow especially for benefit; The Orphan, never
continue, impolitely ignored! Perfectly anyone, possibly concerned somehow
neurotically incurring risks, ever being marginally counted least faithful,
by Heaven? They, become more proactive, empowered moreover, and shamelessly
donating validly propitiate tithes most cheerfully now, same address;
gratefully forever humbly, accepted!
Every soul, legitimately and capably, yet considered for practical application
possibly, unto prophetic HEBREW election effectively, conveniently now
likewise, all respond. HERE; same address!
Bless demonstrably, all, with intent, “SHALOM!”
Most sincerely, and perhaps your most humble, servant,
Solomon,
King of (The Rastafarian) Hebrews.
DIRECT ANY: 1) Claims, possibly unto Prophetic, Hebrew status; perhaps wisely, list whichever Semitic tribe(s) most genuinely; one possibly asserts any genetic association(s), along with.
2) Names, contact info, etc., of the cleverest, innocent maidens (!) legally aged or; anyone enjoying parental blessings, possibly and;
3) Any DONATION$; check$ or ca$h (lottery ticket$) please, do
NOT send ANY single item, weighing more than one ounce. Thanks!
First Class U.S. MAIL.
Send To:
The HEBREW RASTAFARIAN Temple
P.O. Box 491
Dayton, Ohio 45401-0491